I gotta say that I quite like this one. It being done in the Lion King style and it being an everyday dog.
The Voices (Deadpool x Innocent!Reader)The Voices (Deadpool x Innocent!Reader) by AnimeArtistRen
'She's not your type.'
BANG BANG BANG!
'She's too good for you.'
'You just don't fit.'
A momentary silence followed by multiple thuds interrupted the ringing in Deadpool's ears. Finally he could hold a descent conversation with himself.
"Shut up!" BANG!
Wispy curls of smoke wafted away from the tip of the gun barrel. The last of the grunts now lie dead at the assassin's feet.
'She wouldn't have approved of that.'
"DAMMIT!" Wade gripped the sides of his head dramatically. There was a loud crunching sound as his boot collided with the former grunt's skull once...twice...three times. A long-winded string of profanity assaulted everything within earshot.
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There was a loud clatter as Wade's fork slipped between his fingers. He scrambled to catch it, but all
Dick Grayson x Reader Flirty Damian's eyebrow twitched.Dick Grayson x Reader Flirty by marilsan
"Get a room!"
Dick had brought his girlfriend over, again. It wasn't too annoying the first time but visit after visit and Damian had just about enough. Especially with those... those... sickening kissy faces Dick kept making at (Y/N). Then there was how she'd bat her eyelashes, whisper in his ear, and those freaking giggles were like poison.
Right now she was sitting in his lap like no one else was in the room. Arms wrapped around his neck, as he mumbled sweet nothings into her neck, and she was grinning like a fool. When Damian had told them to get a room, they had both turned to glance at him, Dick himself laughing his head off while (Y/N) smiled sheepishly.
"You'll get it when you get one too Damian -..." Dick said in between laughs.
Damian scrunched up his nose, crease line wiggling on his forehead.
"What?" He asked.
"A girlfriend, Damian."
"Who'd want one of those? Disgusting." Damian scoffed.